Begun in December 2013, here are some unhelpful suggestions my phone has given me when I’d made a mistake or two typing in my intended word:

thanks became Uganda
power - poet
hungry - hub grey
sharp - Shari
for - doe
lids - loss
bring - being 
children - choked
because - bezoar
sniff - snide
thanks - Uganda 
power - poet
hungry - hub grey
I went - inane
around - ageing
through - theogony
season - arson 
volunteers - ciliate era
tomorrow - riskier ow
kiss - loss 
David - Fabio 
for - doe
lids - loss
bring - being 
children - choked
because - bezoar
sniff - snide
one - rose
Gary - rest
where's - omelette 
hour - bey
going out - flu foot
chair - chaos 
to thoroughly - tingle
Halloumi - hall piano
first - diets
seemed to - Solzhenitsyn
thanks to - Thessalonians
that - haj end
reached - redhead
lunch - luck
flop - gloom
tomorrow - tunic wow
sufficient - sod fiends 
kitchen - lithe
think - jive
know - Tajik
carpark - Carpathians